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Time:12:11 am
There once was a woman named Sally
who fucked each Tom, Dick and O'Malley
to her nothing was sweeter
than sucking Dick's peter
and putting his name on her tally.
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Time:12:04 am
There once was a dude name of Peter
who very much did like to eat her
one day she asked whether
it wouldn't be better
to use whipped cream 'cuz that would be sweeter.
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Time:12:01 am
There once was a woman named Judi
who liked to get lots of fresh booty
a tired old dick
she never did lick
she liked them to be new and fruity.
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Time:04:26 pm

There was a strange boy named Lou
Who was looking hard for someone who
To be blunt,
Had an accessable cunt
Couldn't find one so settled for a stuffed Pikachu.

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Subject:Great idea for a community
Time:10:54 pm
Great idea for a community
Now I can rhyme with impunity
No longer can there be lymerick wars
Between our advisery doors
But online we have immunity
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